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The Funny Farm Pet Name Generator

Bigfoot and Michael from Hey! What The Farm! will name your pet. Seven quick taps. Bad advice, worse decisions, surprisingly great names.

Hey! What The Farm!Signed. $19 of every copy feeds the animals
Pre-order $40

Meet the head farmer (without a clue)

Built by Facebook. One dumb question at a time.

We're Michael and Mariah, and we run Bigfoot's Farm. Which is a generous way of saying the farm runs us and occasionally lets us sleep.

Michael is a Pittsburgh-area city slicker and former surfer who spent 18 years in marketing for places like Disney and Google. He wrote one unhinged Facebook listing for a slightly haunted house, it sold in 24 hours, and now he owns twelve acres, a log cabin, a tractor payment, and questions no agricultural institution is prepared to answer.

Mariah is the qualified half. A country hippie from Oregon, a vet tech, and a lifelong horse girl. She loves every one of God's creatures. Including, for reasons still under investigation, snakes.

It all became a book, Hey! What The Farm! The first 19 pre-orders rescued LeeLoo the mini mule from a kill auction. Every copy keeps the fur babies fed.

Love your new name?

These names come from a real farm full of rescued animals

Bigfoot's Farm runs on hay, vet bills, and people like you. Two easy ways to keep the fur babies fed:

Hey! What The Farm! book
Get the book, $40Signed first edition. $19 of every copy feeds the animals. The first 19 pre-orders rescued LeeLoo from a kill auction.Pre-order the book
Gus the donkey
Buy Gus a snack, from $4Venmo, Cash App, or PayPal. Gus considers it the bare minimum.

Meet the animals

Every animal on this farm was acquired for a sensible reason that stopped being true within a week. Now they live here, eat here, and hold strong opinions about management.

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