What The F(arm)
The viral farm posts. On paper. Where the algorithm can never take them from you.
Yes, that’s really the title. No, Mariah couldn’t stop it.
You asked. You begged. Some of you threatened. Fine — the book is happening. Every post, plus stories that never made it online, collected in one self-published volume of questionable agricultural wisdom.
Pre-order for $25
pre-orders claimed. When we hit 100, the presses roll.
Here’s the deal: printing a book costs real money, and I’m not sitting on 4,000 copies in the barn (the goats would eat them). So we’re doing this the honest way — when 100 people pre-order, the print run happens. No 100, no book, everyone gets their money back. Simple.
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