The Book (pre-orders)
The book costs $40, U.S. shipping included. Signed copies ship mid-October 2026, free within the US. Your signed copy ships to the address on your PayPal payment. If the book does not ship, every single person gets a full refund. If your book arrives damaged, mangled, or apparently chewed, contact us and we’ll make it right — a real answer from a real person, usually within a day or two.
Donations
Donations (the hay jar, the feed bill, the mortgage) are one-time payments — even the big ones are set to end automatically after a single charge. Donations are generally non-refundable because they turn into hay at remarkable speed, but if you made a genuine mistake (wrong button, overenthusiastic toddler, revenge of the group chat), contact us within 7 days and we’ll sort it out like adults.
Everything else
This operation is two humans, a legal department that eats crackers, and a postal service we treat with enormous respect. If something goes wrong with your order, tell us and we will fix it. That’s the whole policy. It fits on a feed bag.