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  • Dead Trees vs. Live Trees: A Perfectly Normal Adult Decision

    Dead Trees vs. Live Trees: A Perfectly Normal Adult Decision

    I’ve reached a level of adulthood I never saw coming. I’m comparing the price of dead trees versus live trees. Think about that. One option is a pile of dead trees cut into boards and nailed together. The other is… the exact same trees, just still alive. And somehow that’s a perfectly normal purchasing decision.…

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  • The Farm Truck Dating Game

    The Farm Truck Dating Game

    Shopping for a used farm truck is exactly like online dating, except the truck is more honest about having rust and commitment issues. Every listing says “runs great,” followed by pictures taken at dusk from 40 feet away. The frame is never photographed. The dashboard has more warning lights than a Christmas parade, and the…

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  • My Honeymoon Budget Just Lost a Fight to a Goat Shed

    My Honeymoon Budget Just Lost a Fight to a Goat Shed

    🚨 Breaking News: My Honeymoon Budget Just Lost a Fight to a Goat Shed. I’ve officially reached the age where I’m shopping for luxury housing… …for goats. Humans are fascinating. We looked at an animal that happily eats poison ivy, cardboard, and anything else that lost the will to live, and collectively decided, “You know…

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