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Welcome to the Farm (Now With Website)
Well. We have a website now. For everyone who’s been following the daily disasters on Facebook and asking “where can I keep up with this that isn’t Facebook?” — you’re looking at it. The blog lives here now, safe from any algorithm’s opinion about whether you deserve to see a picture of a goat committing…
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Looking for the King of All Handymen
LOOKING FOR “The KING of all HANDYMAN” IN BLOOMINGDALE, OHIO I’m moving to Bloomingdale this week and I’m looking for that mythical being every small town seems to have. You know the guy. The one who sees a leaking pipe and doesn’t panic. The garage door quits opening and he just laughs and says, “Yep,…
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What Started as a Joke
The exact moment the joke became legally binding. What started as a joke about seeing if anyone would actually buy a slightly haunted house turned into it selling in less than 24 hours for full asking price. Apparently the universe heard me laughing and said, “Hold my beer.” Then somehow, against all logic, common sense,…