Real shirts. Real logo. Ten dollars of every one goes to the animals. Printed and shipped by the store, so nobody on this farm has to touch a label maker.
The first one
The Bigfoot’s Farm Logo Tee
$20 · sizes S to 3XL · military green
The round logo — Bigfoot, the trees, the whole operation — on a soft, heavyweight tee in the one color that hides hay, mud, and whatever the goats did. Wear it to the feed store and let strangers ask.
- $10 of every shirt goes to the animals after printing costs. Same receipt policy as the book.
- Printed to order and shipped straight to you by the store. Returns and sizing are handled there too.
- Ships in the US; card, PayPal, and the usual wallets at checkout.
You’ll be on bigfoots-farm-shop.fourthwall.com, our official store. It opens in a new tab so the goats don’t lose you.
Why a shirt, and why this one
People kept asking for merch. We kept saying “soon,” which on this farm is a unit of time somewhere between a fence repair and a contractor callback. Then the logo got finished, and the shirt turned out to be the easy part: the store prints each one when you order it, so there’s no box of mediums in the barn getting eaten.
The rule is the same as the book. Half of it is animals. Twenty dollars buys the shirt, the printing, and the shipping; ten of it turns into hay, feed, and vet bills for the crew on the Meet the Animals page. Wear the logo, feed a goat. That’s the whole transaction.
More is coming
Hats, a hoodie for when Ohio remembers it’s Ohio, and at least one design about the contractor situation. Mariah and I are still in the font dispute. The mailing list hears about every drop first — that’s not marketing, that’s just the order of operations around here.
Looking for the book? That one ships from here, signed, and it’s on its own page.