Bigfoot Photos
It’s not what you think.
You came here expecting blurry footage of a large gentleman walking through the trees. Understandable. Wrong page for that — he’s camera-shy and his people are in talks with his people.
This is about the farm’s other secret: I’m a professional photographer. Not “has a nice phone” professional — a Google Trusted Photographer with years of paid work, an advertising degree, and clients from single portrait sessions to seven-figure brand campaigns. The same eye that photographs baby goats at golden hour is available for hire, and unlike everything else on this property, this is a thing I’m actually qualified to do.
What I shoot
Weddings & elopements — full coverage through my studio, Royal Rose. Calm presence, real moments, no cheesy jumping photos unless you demand them. I have been trained in guest experience by the actual Disney corporation; your grandmother will love me.
Families, seniors & portraits — at your place, on location, or here at the farm. Yes, the goats can be in it. The goats would prefer to be in it.
Business & brand photography — headshots, products, storefronts, and the kind of images that make your business look the way you wish it looked on Google.
Golden-hour farm sessions — the specialty of the house. Your family, my pasture, a sunset, and animals with celebrity experience. There is no photo studio in Ohio that offers a famous blue panda pug. I checked.
The practical stuff
Serving Bloomingdale, Steubenville, Jefferson County, and the greater Ohio / West Virginia / Pennsylvania area. Travel is negotiable — I own a truck and a tolerance for adventure. Pricing depends on what you need, so tell me what you’re dreaming up and I’ll quote it straight, Dale-style: honest prices, no haggling, no gimmicks.
Portfolio gallery coming soon — the only blurry photos on this farm will remain the ones of management.