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In Search of a Friendly Half-Sized Farm Animal
An early applicant. Brought his own stick to the interview. Strong candidate. šØ In search of a friendly half-sized farm animalā¦ and I can’t believe this is a real sentence. šØ I’m officially in the market for a miniature donkey, mini horse, mini Highland cow, or really anything that’s half-sized, reasonably friendly, and doesn’t cost…
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Wanted: Electric Fence Consultant (The Invisible Spicy Noodle Needs Work)
šµ āItās electricā¦ boogie woogie, woogieā¦ HEY! HORSES! GET BACK HERE!ā šµ Thatās either the next county fair hitā¦ or the sound of me discovering I wired this thing backwards. Iām looking for an electric fence consultant. Somebody who loves horses but also enjoys the challenge of politely convincing 1,200 pounds of anxiety with hooves…
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Make Me a Flat Earth Believer for Under $500
Make me a Flat Earth believer for under $500. Iām looking for someone with a skid steer who can level a 28ā x 12ā pad for a horse run-in shelter. Now I know what some of you are thinkingā¦ āItās only a 3-degree slope.ā Yeah? Thatās what I said too. Then I started talking to…
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I Built a Round Pen Shaped Like a Circle Going Through a Divorce
I thought I had shapes figured out back in preschool. Circle, square, triangle. Pretty advanced stuff. Turns out Iāve been freelancing with geometry my whole life because I somehow managed to build a round pen that looks like a circle going through a divorce. Less tears, more dirt than an episode of Jerry Springer. One…
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Apparently We Are Having a Baby
Attention Jefferson County horse people, apparently we are having a baby. Not a human baby. I already understand those come with hospital bills, sleep deprivation and an eventual demand for a car. This one comes with four legs, no health insurance and the ability to stand up 45 minutes after being born, which is honestly…