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Hey Clark… Shitter’s Full. Or Is It?
Hey Clark… shitter’s full. Or is it?? Bloomingdale crew, I need a brave soul. A septic wizard. A poop detective. I’m trying to buy a house and the septic system has been sitting there for years… untouched… untested… just marinating underground like some kind of forbidden soup. No one’s lived there, so the county’s basically…
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DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO? Because I’m looking for a few strong dudes, you know the type… dads needing beer money, former football players, blue collar warlords, or 54-year-old men with terrifying “dad strength” where they shake your hand and you immediately understand why drywall fears them. Again- You know the type. Can deadlift a…
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GHOST-FREE HOUSE FOR SALE
GHOST-FREE HOUSE FOR SALE. But if that’s your thing, I’ll stick around and scare you for the first year after you buy it. 1045 8th Ave, Brackenridge, PA 15014 The house in question. Note the complete absence of visible ghosts. Frank is camera-shy. Asking $170,000, because apparently in 2026 that is what a decent house…