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  • The Hitch That Refuses to Leave

    The Hitch That Refuses to Leave

    My fire truck has a trailer hitch that refuses to leave. Four grown men have attacked this thing. Heat. Hammers. Language that would make sailors apologize. Nothing. The guy I bought the truck from said, ā€œOh yeah, thatā€™ll come right off.ā€ Sirā€¦ Were you talking about this truckā€¦ ā€¦or the next ownerā€™s problem? Now I…

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  • My Honeymoon Budget Just Lost a Fight to a Goat Shed

    My Honeymoon Budget Just Lost a Fight to a Goat Shed

    šŸšØ Breaking News: My Honeymoon Budget Just Lost a Fight to a Goat Shed. Iā€™ve officially reached the age where Iā€™m shopping for luxury housingā€¦ ā€¦for goats. Humans are fascinating. We looked at an animal that happily eats poison ivy, cardboard, and anything else that lost the will to live, and collectively decided, ā€œYou know…

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  • Dead Trees vs. Live Trees: A Perfectly Normal Adult Decision

    Dead Trees vs. Live Trees: A Perfectly Normal Adult Decision

    Iā€™ve reached a level of adulthood I never saw coming. Iā€™m comparing the price of dead trees versus live trees. Think about that. One option is a pile of dead trees cut into boards and nailed together. The other isā€¦ the exact same trees, just still alive. And somehow thatā€™s a perfectly normal purchasing decision.…

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  • The Farm Truck Dating Game

    The Farm Truck Dating Game

    Shopping for a used farm truck is exactly like online dating, except the truck is more honest about having rust and commitment issues. Every listing says ā€œruns great,ā€ followed by pictures taken at dusk from 40 feet away. The frame is never photographed. The dashboard has more warning lights than a Christmas parade, and the…

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