Did you know horses sleep standing up?
Forty-one years on Earth and nobody thought this was important information.
Here I am pricing stalls, hay, fencing…
Never once did I ask…
Where does the horse mattress go?
There goes my million-dollar business idea.
Sleep Number for horses.
The slogan practically wrote itself.
“Now with extra neigh support.”
Gone before it even had a chance.
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