The best part about starting a farm isn’t the animals.
It’s discovering Facebook contains exactly 37,000 certified experts.
Post one picture.
Within six minutes…
An Amish guy, a retired welder, somebody’s aunt, and a teenager with anime profile pictures all explain why you’re doing it wrong.
And somehow…
They’re all right.
Bigfoot’s Farm.
Built by Facebook.
One dumb question at a time.
That was the free stuff. The premium nonsense comes as a signed book — $40 paperback, $75 hardcover, or $100 for a three-pack to split with your group chat. Half of every copy turns into hay. Feed a goat, get a book.
