I don’t need a gym membership anymore.
I own a farm.
Yesterday I burned 4,000 calories trying to move something that weighed less than my pride.
Every project starts with…
“This’ll take twenty minutes.”
Three hours later I’m Googling…
“Can you negotiate with gravity?”
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