Rural King is what happens when a feed store, gun shop, hardware store and county fair wake up in the same building after making several regrettable decisions.
You walk in for a mineral block. Thirty minutes later you are studying a side-by-side, holding free popcorn and wondering whether baby chicks would improve your mental health.
They would not. They would improve the local hawk’s mental health.
— TO BE CONTINUED INSIDE THE BOOK —
The rest of this dispatch — and 59 more, including the ones too incriminating for the internet — lives in What The F(arm): Sixty Dispatches from an Unqualified Ohio Farmer. Pre-order for $25. When 100 people are in, the presses roll.